I just played the biggest donk

I just finished a 2.5 hour session heads up against the worst player I have ever played. His name is rostov123. If you ever see him sitting at a heads up table, get there as fast as you can. I seriously can't believe how bad he was. We were playing 1/2 and I ended the session up 650. It could have been a lot more too. He was hitting so many hands early on, and I still managed to destroy him.

I will explain his exact style and then give some example hands. Basically I would raise every hand pree flop, on the puck or with anything decent in the BB. So he would fold 9/10 hands. So I pick up the blinds a shit load. He would almost never reraise, unless he had AK, or a small pp. On the flop I would always bet 8, and he would fold every time, unless he had a pair, or A high. If he had a pair, he was calling any bet I made the entire way down. I mean ANY bet. So if he called the flop, I would only bet the turn and river with a good hand. He would almost never reraise me on the flop and turn, and he would only reraise me on the river if he had a straight or better, and always a min raise. Now you have no idea how much of a calling station this guy is. For some reason my hh doesn't work, but I can't imagine he had a cooler every time I over bet the pot on the river with a good hand and he called. Here are some examples, the only thing that sucks is my hh is fucked up and I can't see what he calls with, so i will just say when i win and when he does, and his hands if I know:

No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds:
$1/$2 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is BB with 9♦ Q♠ SB raises to $6, fishbones11 calls.

Flop: 6♠ 5♠ 9♠ ($12, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $12, SB calls.

Turn: A♦ ($36, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $25, SB calls.

River: 9♣ ($86, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $150, SB calls.

Results:Final pot: $386 - I win



Pre-flop: (2 players)

fishbones11 is BB with Q♥ K♦ SB raises to $6, fishbones11 raises to $24, SB calls.

Flop: K♠ 3♣ 4♣ ($48, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $45, SB calls.

Turn: A♥ ($138, 2 players)fishbones11 checks, SB checks.

River: K♥ ($138, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $200, SB calls.Results:Final pot: $538 - I win


No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is BB with J♥ T♥ SB raises to $6, fishbones11 raises to $24, SB calls.

Flop: 7♣ J♦ 9♠ ($48, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $45, SB calls.

Turn: 8♠ ($138, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $75, SB raises all-in $368.7, fishbones11 calls all-in $145.8. Uncalled bets: $147.9 returned to SB.

River: 7♠ ($579.6, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $579.6)Results:Final pot: $579.6 - I win he had K 9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is SB with K♦ Q♦ fishbones11 raises to $8, BB calls.

Flop: Q♥ 6♣ T♦ ($16, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $15, BB calls.

Turn: 5♣ ($46, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $45, BB calls.

River: 5♦ ($136, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $100, BB calls.Results:Final pot: $336 - I win



No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is SB with 9♥ 8♠ fishbones11 raises to $8, BB raises to $22, fishbones11 calls.

Flop: 8♥ 4♥ 9♦ ($44, 2 players)BB bets $20, fishbones11 calls.

Turn: 6♠ ($84, 2 players)BB is all-in $149, fishbones11 calls.

River: 6♥ ($382, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $382)Results:Final pot: $382 - He wins with 10h3h, well played buddy.


No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is SB with K♦ 7♠ fishbones11 raises to $8, BB raises to $20, fishbones11 calls.

Flop: A♦ 7♦ 7♣ ($40, 2 players)BB bets $14, fishbones11 calls.

Turn: 7♥ ($68, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $40, BB calls.

River: 3♣ ($148, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $100, BB calls.Results:Final pot: $348 - I win. He says he had AK though. Yeah sure ya did buddy.


No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is BB with J♦ T♦ SB calls, fishbones11 raises to $12, SB calls.

Flop: 8♦ 3♥ 9♦ ($24, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $20, SB calls.

Turn: 7♥ ($64, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $65, SB calls.

River: 6♠ ($194, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $200, SB calls.Results:Final pot: $594 - I win obv


No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is BB with Q♠ K♠ SB raises to $6, fishbones11 raises to $24, SB calls.

Flop: Q♣ 4♣ J♠ ($48, 2 players)fishbones11 bets $45, SB raises all-in $179.9, fishbones11 calls.

Turn: T♥ ($407.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407.8)River: 9♦ ($407.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407.8)Results:Final pot: $407.8 - This hand he played really weird, he had JJ, nh I guess.


No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is SB with 2♣ 6♥ fishbones11 raises to $8, BB calls.

Flop: K♣ 6♦ 2♦ ($16, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $10, BB calls.

Turn: 7♣ ($36, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $40, BB calls.

River: 6♠ ($116, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $150, BB calls.Results:Final pot: $416 - After the last hand he said "lol, you suck donk", this was the very next hand. Got to love it.

No Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $1/$22 players

Pre-flop: (2 players) fishbones11 is SB with K♦ Q♦ fishbones11 raises to $8, BB raises to $24, fishbones11 calls.

Flop: 5♦ T♣ A♦ ($48, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 checks.

Turn: 8♥ ($48, 2 players)BB bets $14, fishbones11 calls.

River: 2♦ ($76, 2 players)BB checks, fishbones11 bets $190, BB calls.Results:Final pot: $456
This was the last hand of the session. About 30mins earlier I told him I was done when I hit 900. On this hand I said "say goodnight" pree flop after he raised. As our buddy Wayne says it "i knew it was coming"

Not sure why his name doesn't come up but it's rostov123, and he is my new best friend